Donatello was the best turtle in the 80s cartoon series without a shadow of a doubt
—Crosseyed and Painless
just heard this and had to share…enjoy.
my grandmother’s response to learning of my substance abuse was to bake me cookies
i love my grandma
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.