#the replacements #bastards of young #we are the sons of noooooooooooo one

thx europe, love you

#eurovision #SKÅL

bullshitcockroach replied to your post: What is your sexual orientation?

i thought it said “what is your favourite sexual orientation”. well ysee anon, i’m fairly partial to bibliosexuals…

#bullshitcockroach

Anonymous asked: What is your sexual orientation?

I’m straight.

#hey everyone meet my wife

#nma

bullshitcockroach replied to your post: you’re perfect and i really like you c: <3

i like you too *carves your name into a human heart* and with this black magic spell, you’ll like me too

JOKE’S ON YOU, I LIKE YOU ALREADY

#bullshitcockroach

Anonymous asked: you're perfect and i really like you c: <3

Well, that’s just the best thing I’ve heard all day. Thanks.

carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

(via the-psychotic-biotic)

mogatrat:

mogatrat:

you can tell when futurastic is drunk because he starts reblogging things and making text posts

the scandal of it

note how this describes my everyday behavior

take that as you will

#californication

#michael jackson #bad

onlyifittouches replied to your post: skype: johsjohsjohsjohs get to it

But there’s nothing on that account.

Are you sure? I’m pretty sure it’s johsjohsjohsjohs, because that’s what Skype is telling me.

mogatrat replied to your post: skype: johsjohsjohsjohs get to it

r u drunk again

I HAD A BOTTLE OF WINE, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD

#onlyifittouches #mogatrat

skype: johsjohsjohsjohs

get to it